"Doctor!…. DOCTOR!" yelled Rory to the top of his lungs. "Oh for heavens sake, Rory! Shut up!" exclaimed Amy. "What do you want?"
"Oh, sorry Amy. I was just practicing my Amy impression for whenever we land on a planet full of trouble"
"Did somebody say…. trouble?" It was him. The Doctor.
As he spoke, he “fixed” his bowtie by actually making it more cricked. He strutted over to Amy and Rory like a graceful peacock while pulling and snapping his suspenders. As usual, he immediatly got extremely close to Amy, making his face only two millimeters from hers. He then proceeded to turn his head to Rory, saying “have you two eaten a banana yet?” The Ponds looked at each other with the same “lie to him and hope he buys it” look. “yes” they both say at the same time. Doubting them, The Doctor whipped out his sonic screwdriver and kept pointing it at Amy, and then Rory, and then back at Amy again. The abnoxious noise of the screwdriver caused the Ponds to lean back in shock as their faces showed utter annoyance. The Doctor checked his screwdriver, then paused before looking at the Ponds with disappointment.
"How many times have I told you?" he growled. "Doctor, I-" tried Amy. "My TARDIS my rules!" "But it’s a stupid rule!" cried Rory. "I told you the day you decided you wanted to come with me. You MUST eat at least one banana a day for your source of potassium. Too many people are suffering from potassium deficiency these days" "Alright, fine" exclaaimed Amy. "We’ll get a banana later." "No!" screamed The Doctor. "Get one now!" The Ponds sighed in defeat and walked into the kitchen (yes, the TARDIS has a kitchen)
While the Ponds were geting their daily source of potassium, The Doctor recieved a stress call from Padalekiania; the land of the moose people.
Meanwhile, Amy and Rory were in the kitchen. Amy, claiming that she wasn’t hungry, decided not to eat a banana, but her faithful husband Rory did. They then returned to The Doctor, who was looking at his screen with worry on his face.
"What is it?" asked Amy. "It’s a message from Padalekiania. It’s the planet of the moose, and they just sent a stress call to anyone who will listen." Rory looked at the screen in confusion as he said "But… it just says ‘ravioli ravioli, give the formuoli’." "No Rory" said The Doctor " That’s just code. It means ‘to anyone who will listen; we are in need of your help. We are currently under attack by the cybermen. Please, if you recieve this message, come as soon as possible.’ It was signed by the queen of the moose people; Genevieve Padaleki"
"Doctor, we need to help them" exclaimed Amy. The Doctor looked at Amy in agreement and then started driving the TARDIS.
When the TARDIS arrived at Padalekiania, The Doctor lead Amy and Rory outside, where all three of them could’nt believe what they were seeing. Marching around were not only cybermen, but also cybermoose. “It’s started” said The Doctor in horror. “What has?” asked Amy. “The process. The process where they turn everyone into cybermen.” “But those aren’t cybermen.” said Rory. “No Rory, they’re not. They’re cybermoose.”
However, not all of them were cybermoose, as Genevieve walked up to The Doctor and his companions. “Doctor!” she yelled. “Please help us! There are very few of us left. “Where are they?” he asked. The queen lead The Doctor and his companions to an underground werehouse. “What does your food supply consist of?” asked The Doctor. “Only bananas” was the reply. “Oh, excellent!” exclaimed The Doctor as he turned around to Amy and Rory, very excited, as if to say “Isn’t this great!?” But just as he was about to turn around, something happened.
Amy collapsed in Rory’s arms.
The Doctor whipped out his handy dandy sonic, trying to figure out what was wrong. “What’s wrong with her?” asked Rory. “Could it be lack of BCD?” suggested Genevieve. “No” said The Doctor. “It’s hypokalemia.” “And what is that, Doctor?” asked the queen. “It’s caused by a severe lack of pottasium” replyed The Doctor. “Someone *glares at Amy* hasn’t been eating their daily banana.” “But is there a cure?” asked the very curious Rory. “Only if we hurry” replied the ragedy man.
The Doctor told Rory to pick up Amy and bring her into the TARDIS, and then left, not knowing that all of the cybermen were following the TARDIS. In the TARDIS, The Doctoe explained to Rory what the cure looked like and that this planet would be very different from Earth. Rory agreed, grabbed his gun, and ran out of the TARDIS as soon as it landed. He ran out, only to run into a Dalek, just as a cyberman ship was landing.
The leader came out of the ship yelling “You will be deleted” as the Dalek started yelling “Exterminate!” The Doctor opened the TARDIS door before Rory could say anything, the Cyberman and Dalek both shot and killed him. Again